Dirty Propositions! That is all I get. The GW broke up with Mrs. GW 5 days ago and already has 4 girls lined up! and he turned down 2 others!

I’ve got Shy Guy calling me drunkenly in the middle of the night attempting to confess…something through drunken slurs, a hippie asking me to “be his lover” before hello slips out of his mouth and the relentless pleas of a manwhore attempting to knock off the last corner of his scorecard. Slim pickin’s.

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