“My chastity belt is so not locked in tight enough tonight.”
Overheard…
Monday, June 28th, 2010Pretty much famous
Sunday, June 27th, 2010A few months back, I submitted my ‘first time” story to Nerve.com. i asked for a linkback but no, those people want all the credit themselves. There are a ton more first time stories. I was the only over 30. Guess I got credit for originality and uniqueness. Long live the unicorns!
The Girlfriend whisperer shares his secrets
Thursday, June 24th, 2010GW: basically everytime personal remarks come up, out comes the compliment train of comments
GW: focusing on beauty of whatever form and magic
GW: oh and connection
me: connection…
GW: if you start talking about that stuff it can be true and applied to anyone i find
GW: and then your relationship suddenly becomes “special”
GW: i did learn most of it off cats
me: cats?
me: please explain
GW: even if my kitty wanted to get away i’d hold it down and force it to be there
GW: after awhile of keeping it there and stroking it and making it feel warm and good it stayed afterwards
me: well i will think of kittys next time
Wednesday, June 23rd, 2010
a billion? how about one. I am starting to think that my friend was a little off in his numbers. All i need is one, and preferably one that is NOT attached to Shy Guy, the boy who said hi to me and then ran away scared. FROM SAYING HI.
Why am I still here you ask? I have NO BLOODY IDEA. Seriously, what part of the female constitutions allows for such irrational behavior?
Monday, June 14th, 2010
Apparently Shy Guy has seller’s regret…I’m really unsure of how I feel about that. I had my moment of processing when I wanted him back. But I got over it. I was starting to look forward to meeting new people.
I’m also not really okay with him waltzing on back in and ignoring the bullshit he put me through the last few weeks.
