*translation in italics
SG:Hello…
hello…
ME: hi..how are you?
I’m here.
SG:good and you?
Actually looking for something, not just checking to see if you are with other people.
ME: good. just got home.
I’m alone. Did not bring home another boy and am NOT seeing anyone else.
SG: Nice. you are going to sleep then?
So do you want to have sex?
ME: Don’t think so. Do you want to watch True Blood?
Yes, I would like you to come over.
SG: Ok. See you in a bit.
SIDEBAR: At this point, I go change and get ready for “visitors.” Apparently I had misunderstood the statement “I’ll see you in a bit.” to mean “I’ll see you in a bit” and not what it actually means is, “tell me how much you want me to come over.” I return in 5 minutes to the following messages:
SG: Do you want me to come or not?
How much do you want me to come over?
SG: Ok Fine. I’ll let you sleep.
You know, whatever. Didn’t really care either way.
SG: Have a good night. Sleep well.
SERIOUSLY DO NOT GIVE A SHIT.
SG: And HAVE A GOOD DAY TOMORROW!
BITCH!
