Dearest Ecuador,

Much time we have spent together. We have been through many life experiences and you have always been there for me. I have learned many things from you and I hope you have taken a bit from me as well.

One thing I must bring up though, one thing I cannot get used to matter how much time I spend here. I’m sorry but it is not polite to stare. I know that I am pretty. I also know that I’m white/red and that my hair is a weird color. But you’ve seen it all before. Can we perhaps move on?

No? well then. Please, as a compromise, give me 5 minutes of peace to brush my teeth before the constant WATCHING begins for the day.