Re: Shy Guy

6:39:05 PM JS: YES: fail.
6:39:40 PM JS: It’s not enough to have a live penis; he must have the balls to keep you.
6:39:48 PM JS: Embroider that on a pillow.

there is no shame in loving well
in loving so hard that you fall

there is no shame in taking risks and failing
the only shame should be in being too scared to try

The homeland. Might as well be the Sahara.

*translation in italics

SG:Hello…
hello…

ME: hi..how are you?
I’m here.

SG:good and you?
Actually looking for something, not just checking to see if you are with other people.

ME: good. just got home.
I’m alone. Did not bring home another boy and am NOT seeing anyone else.

SG: Nice. you are going to sleep then?
So do you want to have sex?

ME: Don’t think so. Do you want to watch True Blood?
Yes, I would like you to come over.

SG: Ok. See you in a bit.

SIDEBAR: At this point, I go change and get ready for “visitors.” Apparently I had misunderstood the statement “I’ll see you in a bit.” to mean “I’ll see you in a bit” and not what it actually means is, “tell me how much you want me to come over.” I return in 5 minutes to the following messages:

SG: Do you want me to come or not?
How much do you want me to come over?

SG: Ok Fine. I’ll let you sleep.
You know, whatever. Didn’t really care either way.

SG: Have a good night. Sleep well.
SERIOUSLY DO NOT GIVE A SHIT.

SG: And HAVE A GOOD DAY TOMORROW!
BITCH!

Dirty Propositions! That is all I get. The GW broke up with Mrs. GW 5 days ago and already has 4 girls lined up! and he turned down 2 others!

I’ve got Shy Guy calling me drunkenly in the middle of the night attempting to confess…something through drunken slurs, a hippie asking me to “be his lover” before hello slips out of his mouth and the relentless pleas of a manwhore attempting to knock off the last corner of his scorecard. Slim pickin’s.