You know what will make this day nice? A sweaty sandy makeout session on the playa. I think it is my duty to take advantage of all that my beach town has to offer. I am afterall a foreigner. Romatic trists on the beach is like a rite of passage!
I must remedy this immediately.
“My chastity belt is so not locked in tight enough tonight.”
A few months back, I submitted my ‘first time” story to Nerve.com. i asked for a linkback but no, those people want all the credit themselves. There are a ton more first time stories. I was the only over 30. Guess I got credit for originality and uniqueness. Long live the unicorns!
GW: basically everytime personal remarks come up, out comes the compliment train of comments
GW: focusing on beauty of whatever form and magic
GW: oh and connection
me: connection…
GW: if you start talking about that stuff it can be true and applied to anyone i find
GW: and then your relationship suddenly becomes “special”
GW: i did learn most of it off cats
me: cats?
me: please explain
GW: even if my kitty wanted to get away i’d hold it down and force it to be there
GW: after awhile of keeping it there and stroking it and making it feel warm and good it stayed afterwards
me: well i will think of kittys next time
a billion? how about one. I am starting to think that my friend was a little off in his numbers. All i need is one, and preferably one that is NOT attached to Shy Guy, the boy who said hi to me and then ran away scared. FROM SAYING HI.
Why am I still here you ask? I have NO BLOODY IDEA. Seriously, what part of the female constitutions allows for such irrational behavior?
